Ode to my incredibly crappy bike helmet...

You are the worst bike helmet ever invented
You don't stay on my head
Your straps just slip and slide

I can't believe I paid good money for you
I shouldn't have been so cheap
I should have bought one that didn't suck

You betray me during each ride
Even though I have favoured you with reflective safety strips
Your visor fell off and now I am blinded by the sun

If it weren't for your "Canada Kicks Ass" sticker I'd chuck you into traffic


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